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{"fact":"Miacis, the primitive ancestor of cats, was a small, tree-living creature of the late Eocene period, some 45 to 50 million years ago.","length":133}
{"fact":"A cat lover is called an Ailurophilia (Greek: cat+lover).","length":57}
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{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}