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{"type":"standard","title":"Virgo II Groups","displaytitle":"Virgo II Groups","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q113588304","titles":{"canonical":"Virgo_II_Groups","normalized":"Virgo II Groups","display":"Virgo II Groups"},"pageid":71490947,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3b/VIRGO_II_Groups.gif/330px-VIRGO_II_Groups.gif","width":320,"height":270},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3b/VIRGO_II_Groups.gif","width":640,"height":540},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1277131684","tid":"8e6778ab-f162-11ef-b3f8-f0d84b724389","timestamp":"2025-02-22T21:18:27Z","description":"Series of galaxy clusters","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgo_II_Groups","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgo_II_Groups?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgo_II_Groups?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Virgo_II_Groups"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgo_II_Groups","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Virgo_II_Groups","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgo_II_Groups?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Virgo_II_Groups"}},"extract":"The Virgo II Groups, also known as the Virgo II Cloud, Virgo Southern Extension, or the Virgo S Cloud, are a series of at least 100 galactic clusters and individual galaxies stretching approximately 30 megalight-years off the southern edge of the Virgo Supercluster. It is located approximately 55 Mly (16.86 Mpc) to 80 Mly (24.53 Mpc) from the Solar System, at a right ascension of 12h 00m to 13h 30m .","extract_html":"
The Virgo II Groups, also known as the Virgo II Cloud, Virgo Southern Extension, or the Virgo S Cloud, are a series of at least 100 galactic clusters and individual galaxies stretching approximately 30 megalight-years off the southern edge of the Virgo Supercluster. It is located approximately 55 Mly (16.86 Mpc) to 80 Mly (24.53 Mpc) from the Solar System, at a right ascension of 12h 00m to 13h 30m .
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